Chandler Bing is my GOD.. well, one of them anyway. The others are Garfield, Douglas Adams... hmmm I could write a completely different post on this ( and I probably will ) so I won't go into further details. The Poker episode of Friends is definitely one of the funnier ones and one exchange between Phoebe and Chandler springs to mind...
Phoebe : "Hey, have you guys noticed, Poker is Joker with a P .. coincidence??"
Chandler : "Hey that's Joincidence with a C !!"
I don't think any 'emoticon' is fitting to describe my reaction to that so I'll just leave it at that.. Speaking of coincidences, one of the freakiest ones that has ever happened to me happened a couple of months back when I went to my first class at this coaching center for a competitive exam I'm gonna give in November this year. It is in New Alipore, just behind the Taratala Petrol Pump, which is about a 10 minute bus ride from where I stay in Parnasree. Parnasree is a nice place, it's not really small like a single locality but more like a collection of many. It has its own bus stand and three or four Auto-Rickshaw routes.
It was a Sunday and we were supposed to have an "Evaluation Test" or something, before beginning any classes. It was supposed to start at 10am but I was there by 9.35. Don't get me wrong, it was because that was my first class. I am NOT a punctual person. My studying in JU and being a native of Kolkata should be enough to back up this statement. No one really cares about punctuality except a few weird Professors here and there who are never late. Anyway I am diverting from the main story. There I was, 25 minutes early, the only guy who had showed up till then. I waited inside for 10 minutes, looking here and there, and here again.. there really wasn't much to look at except a few of those confidence boosting sort of posters your Moral Science / Value Education teacher probably showed you in school.
A guy shows up at 9.45. I had never seen him before (this is important ). Thankfully he is sort of smart and after a few seconds he extends his hand and says "Hi, I'm D" ( I have no idea whether it's ethical to take a person's name without his / her permission so let's just call him 'D'). I introduced myself and this is basically what I remember of our conversation..
D : "Hi, I am D".
G : "I'm Gairik"
D : "Your first class?"
G : "Yes, yours?"
D : "No I had joined in October but I missed some classes so they suggested I join the new batch".
G : "Ok."
D : "Where do you study?"
....
I am summarizing the next part. I basically learned that he's a third year student ( same as me ) of Haldia Inst of Technology, studying Electronics and Instrumentation. I tell him what I do and we talk about our colleges and syllabus and stuff like that for a couple of minutes. We see a girl enter ( I'm gonna refer to her as M ). I have never seen her before (this is important). This is where it gets interesting. After a few awkward glances shared between the three of us she starts a conversation which went like this...
M : "Excuse me, is this your first class?"
G : "Yes, yours?"
M : "Yes, mine too"
G : "Ok."
( I'm not much of a talker as you may have guessed)
In a desperate bid to reduce the awkwardness I ask her..
G : "I'm Gairik."
M : "Sorry?"
G : "My name, Gairik."
M : "Ohh ok, I'm M."
G : "Sorry?"
M : ( repeats her name slowly )
G : "Oh ok, so where are you from?"
M : "College or where am I from?"
G : ( In the form of a barely audible mumble accompanied by a shrug ) "College"
( Obviously you don't ask a stranger where he/she lives in a situation like this but she didn't quite understand what I had said which was evident from her reply )
M : "I live in Behala, Parnasree.. have you heard of it?"
!!
G : "Uhh yeah, I live there too.. Which part of Parnasree do you live in?"
D ( interrupting ) : "Hey I live there too."
!!!!
( Well, I ask myself, is it possible to know every person in such a big place? Of course not. Ok so that wasn't weird at all. )
M : "Near Bhuban Centre bus stop, you?"
G : "Me too."
!!!!!!
D : "Hey me too."
!!!!!!!!
( Ok now it was getting embarrassingly weird )
G : "Where??"
M : "Arey in that gali, ours is the first house."
D : "I live in A Apartments".
G : "I live in the house next to the one next to A Apartments"
The guy can probably see my house from his window and I can see his. I can see the girl's house from my balcony too. So it turned out both of them are sort of my neighbours who I haven't seen in my life. They haven't seen me or each other too. The guy moved here a couple of years back and lives in his college hostel so I may have a teeny tiny excuse not to know him, but M said she's been here for over 8 years!
"Man is a social animal". If I had a buck for every time I wrote that in an essay I would.. well I would have enough money to buy a Chicken Special roll from Bedwin perhaps but my point is clear. We just found ourselves the most unsocial man in the history of mankind - yours truly! It was weird. Anyway we had a few laughs over it and ultimately I made myself a couple of friends!
I've been meaning to write this incident for a long while now, but lyad overcame me and it's only because I am sick and stuck at home with nothing to do that I finally got around to writing it.
Feel free to comment.
More weirdness later.
PS. : I managed to do quite well in that test, thanks for asking!
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Friday, November 21, 2008
Another dream
I try to make this blog anything but a dream diary but I really couldn't help writing this one because again I am amazed at load of diverse unrelated rubbish my brain weaves together into what is fast becoming a night-time freak show, so here goes...
[ Background information needed : I have tuition today from 10am to 2pm after which I'll go to the Argus Open Quiz which starts at 4pm ]
So I leave the institute and as I am about to head home, the receptionist there also exits and tells me there's a good seminar thingy on some topic and asks me whether I would like to attend. I agree. So we start walking to the bus which will take us to the place. It's evening all of a sudden and we end up in this warehouse area and walk up to a biggish enclosure surrounded by a wall which had to be at least 20 feet high and an equally humongous gate. To my surprise, as if she was SpiderWoman, she effortlessly scaled the wall and headed for the bus which was inside the enclosure. I my jaw drops open and I try and find a way in, not wanting to miss the bus. Anyway I search the area looking for a possible way in and after about 5 minutes I do find a way in after climbing the smaller wall of the building / factory next to it and finding a low spot in the huge wall. I get in, board the bus which starts.. the huge gates open and the bus stops outside and picks up some students who were waiting for it outside ( It was at this point of time when it occurred to me that I could have just waited for the bus like the other people did ). So we're off to the seminar thing which we are told will happen some place ( I forgot the name but I do remember it was some place outside Kolkata ). It was some time into the bus ride when I remembered I was supposed to be at DI for the Argus Quiz.. I freak out, my watch says 6.30pm and I get off the bus immediately. I call my team-mate who I figured would be fuming because I didn't show up. To my surprise he tells me "chaap nish na, amra emniteo qualify kortam na, shob buro-buri ra stage-ey uthechhe". I am sort of relieved and start to look around. I had no idea where I was, all I knew was that I needed to head back home. Suddenly I notice 3-4 other people have gotten off the bus with me and one of them, a girl who I have never seen in my life, comes up to me and holds my hand and we start walking, as if she was my girlfriend :| :| .. I have no clue what is going on but think "Ok, this is nice, I have a girlfriend apparently" but disregard the fact that I have no idea whatsoever who she is. Interesting side-fact, her mother was walking right behind us. So we walk and meanwhile I ask for directions to get back to Kolkata and some people point me towards a bus stand. I am in this locality, sort of like a neighbourhood marketplace with a few teastalls, a grocery shop or two.. anyway I spot the bus stand and walk towards it when my 'girlfriend' bursts into song, '90s Bollywood style, with backgorund music and all. Her mother looks at her approvingly and I am like "what the hell is going on?!?!?!" .. Sadly, I don't remember anything after this and hence conclude.
No detail is made up. Feel free to comment.
I'm off to sleep.. more weirdness later.
[ Background information needed : I have tuition today from 10am to 2pm after which I'll go to the Argus Open Quiz which starts at 4pm ]
So I leave the institute and as I am about to head home, the receptionist there also exits and tells me there's a good seminar thingy on some topic and asks me whether I would like to attend. I agree. So we start walking to the bus which will take us to the place. It's evening all of a sudden and we end up in this warehouse area and walk up to a biggish enclosure surrounded by a wall which had to be at least 20 feet high and an equally humongous gate. To my surprise, as if she was SpiderWoman, she effortlessly scaled the wall and headed for the bus which was inside the enclosure. I my jaw drops open and I try and find a way in, not wanting to miss the bus. Anyway I search the area looking for a possible way in and after about 5 minutes I do find a way in after climbing the smaller wall of the building / factory next to it and finding a low spot in the huge wall. I get in, board the bus which starts.. the huge gates open and the bus stops outside and picks up some students who were waiting for it outside ( It was at this point of time when it occurred to me that I could have just waited for the bus like the other people did ). So we're off to the seminar thing which we are told will happen some place ( I forgot the name but I do remember it was some place outside Kolkata ). It was some time into the bus ride when I remembered I was supposed to be at DI for the Argus Quiz.. I freak out, my watch says 6.30pm and I get off the bus immediately. I call my team-mate who I figured would be fuming because I didn't show up. To my surprise he tells me "chaap nish na, amra emniteo qualify kortam na, shob buro-buri ra stage-ey uthechhe". I am sort of relieved and start to look around. I had no idea where I was, all I knew was that I needed to head back home. Suddenly I notice 3-4 other people have gotten off the bus with me and one of them, a girl who I have never seen in my life, comes up to me and holds my hand and we start walking, as if she was my girlfriend :| :| .. I have no clue what is going on but think "Ok, this is nice, I have a girlfriend apparently" but disregard the fact that I have no idea whatsoever who she is. Interesting side-fact, her mother was walking right behind us. So we walk and meanwhile I ask for directions to get back to Kolkata and some people point me towards a bus stand. I am in this locality, sort of like a neighbourhood marketplace with a few teastalls, a grocery shop or two.. anyway I spot the bus stand and walk towards it when my 'girlfriend' bursts into song, '90s Bollywood style, with backgorund music and all. Her mother looks at her approvingly and I am like "what the hell is going on?!?!?!" .. Sadly, I don't remember anything after this and hence conclude.
No detail is made up. Feel free to comment.
I'm off to sleep.. more weirdness later.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Weirder Dream
This is a dream I had on 15th September, round about at 8am in the morning. Considering that I remember almost every single detail, this has to be one of the weirdest I have ever seen or even heard someone else recollect in my life.
So I am in this huge auditorium with a big stage which was empty for the time being. It was about half-filled with people my age and also lots of kids in school ( my old school, DBPC ) uniforms. Some of them are facing the stage, some are facing the opposite way ( that is the way the benches were arranged mind you ). Anyway I spot this kid near the back who was sitting alone and I go up to talk to him. Turns out, funnily enough, that kid was me, as a six year old. I somehow had managed to meet a 14 years younger version of myself. Anyway I remember talking to him ( me ) for a while.. we talked about school, about how our shoes were similar, stuff like that. Next, I'm getting the feeling ( finally ) that something ain't right, so I see a friend of mine ( college classmate who recently got a new cellphone with a 3mp camera ) in front and ask him to take a picture of me and me together ( to prove that I had met myself later ). So we go out of the auditorium and land up in the central wing of our school's top floor. It was raining pretty hard outside but anyway both of us stood, my hand on my (younger) shoulder and my friend took the picture. I actually did not expect the picture to come out well ( firstly, the younger me was fidgeting a lot and secondly, there was something going on in my mind, sort of like when you take a picture of anything remotely paranormal, it comes out blurred, like one of the Final Destination movies ). So my friend takes the photo and surprisingly manages to get a print-out of it from his phone ( !!??! ). It turns out to be a bus ticket for the Rs. 4.070 BUT it is, as I expected, sort of blurred in the middle. After all this I go in the auditorium again along with myself. I don't remember talking to him ( me ) after that. I did run into some classmates of mine ( school classmates in class 1A, they were 6-year olds too ) sitting with their back to the stage, about 5-6 of them together.
Next thing I remember, one of our Principals comes on stage, everyone stands up and the morning prayer begins when I realize my shirt was gone. I am standing and praying, without any shirt, feeling a bit embarrassed about it when I spot another schoolmate ( grown up though ) in the same situation. A bit calmer, I started searching for a shirt and fortunately came across an extra one in my school bag. Phew!! Next we line up to go to classes and end up doing so and going to the old 1st floor classrooms in the junior school side. One unnecessary detail I remember is that there were a couple of rolled up "The Telegraph" newspapers lying in the corridor. Anyway we enter class when I realize I didn't have a tie. Only place to search, I open our class cupboard and instead of books and hopefully a spare tie lying around I find it filled with my dad's shirts.. I search frantically and when I finally do come across a few ties in a corner, I feel incredibly drowsy, fall asleep and then wake up ( in real life ). End of dream.
Although some people, like my brother, thought that I had made most of the stuff up later, I didn't..
More weirdness later..
So I am in this huge auditorium with a big stage which was empty for the time being. It was about half-filled with people my age and also lots of kids in school ( my old school, DBPC ) uniforms. Some of them are facing the stage, some are facing the opposite way ( that is the way the benches were arranged mind you ). Anyway I spot this kid near the back who was sitting alone and I go up to talk to him. Turns out, funnily enough, that kid was me, as a six year old. I somehow had managed to meet a 14 years younger version of myself. Anyway I remember talking to him ( me ) for a while.. we talked about school, about how our shoes were similar, stuff like that. Next, I'm getting the feeling ( finally ) that something ain't right, so I see a friend of mine ( college classmate who recently got a new cellphone with a 3mp camera ) in front and ask him to take a picture of me and me together ( to prove that I had met myself later ). So we go out of the auditorium and land up in the central wing of our school's top floor. It was raining pretty hard outside but anyway both of us stood, my hand on my (younger) shoulder and my friend took the picture. I actually did not expect the picture to come out well ( firstly, the younger me was fidgeting a lot and secondly, there was something going on in my mind, sort of like when you take a picture of anything remotely paranormal, it comes out blurred, like one of the Final Destination movies ). So my friend takes the photo and surprisingly manages to get a print-out of it from his phone ( !!??! ). It turns out to be a bus ticket for the Rs. 4.070 BUT it is, as I expected, sort of blurred in the middle. After all this I go in the auditorium again along with myself. I don't remember talking to him ( me ) after that. I did run into some classmates of mine ( school classmates in class 1A, they were 6-year olds too ) sitting with their back to the stage, about 5-6 of them together.
Next thing I remember, one of our Principals comes on stage, everyone stands up and the morning prayer begins when I realize my shirt was gone. I am standing and praying, without any shirt, feeling a bit embarrassed about it when I spot another schoolmate ( grown up though ) in the same situation. A bit calmer, I started searching for a shirt and fortunately came across an extra one in my school bag. Phew!! Next we line up to go to classes and end up doing so and going to the old 1st floor classrooms in the junior school side. One unnecessary detail I remember is that there were a couple of rolled up "The Telegraph" newspapers lying in the corridor. Anyway we enter class when I realize I didn't have a tie. Only place to search, I open our class cupboard and instead of books and hopefully a spare tie lying around I find it filled with my dad's shirts.. I search frantically and when I finally do come across a few ties in a corner, I feel incredibly drowsy, fall asleep and then wake up ( in real life ). End of dream.
Although some people, like my brother, thought that I had made most of the stuff up later, I didn't..
More weirdness later..
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Weird Dream
OK so this is my first blog entry, ever.. What better way to introduce my weird brain than with this dream I saw recently ( which was big hit with whoever has heard this by the way ).
So I'm in my ground floor of my house ( it's two - storied, we live upstairs, only furniture and stuff downstairs ) minding my own business when this short, overweight, fair, female ninja with a blond ponytail ( oh yes ) comes up to me with what can only be described as an agressive attitude. The courageous guy I am, I run for my life, into one of the bathrooms and try to lock myself in but she's too quick, pounds against the door while I desperately try to keep her from getting in ( the sort of scene you get to see in any cheap thriller, except with the gender reversed ). Suddenly the 'struggle' stops and I see a knife being passed to me under the door and she says "Take that one, I have an extra" !! Uhhh okkkk .. I take it and we start fighting .. a sudden blackout .. I am standing in the dining room, 4 such knives in my hand, she has none and is begging for mercy but I decide to kill her, which I do.. Now what?? .. I have a dead body and no way to dispose of it... So I do the only logical thing, flush her down the toilet, but she gets stuck.. END OF DREAM..
Judge me if you want, I have absolutely no idea where all this came from.. Didn't see any sort of movie the night before, I'm not scared of short fat ninjas or knives for that matter.. Anyway beats me, more weirdness later..
I'm off to sleep now.
So I'm in my ground floor of my house ( it's two - storied, we live upstairs, only furniture and stuff downstairs ) minding my own business when this short, overweight, fair, female ninja with a blond ponytail ( oh yes ) comes up to me with what can only be described as an agressive attitude. The courageous guy I am, I run for my life, into one of the bathrooms and try to lock myself in but she's too quick, pounds against the door while I desperately try to keep her from getting in ( the sort of scene you get to see in any cheap thriller, except with the gender reversed ). Suddenly the 'struggle' stops and I see a knife being passed to me under the door and she says "Take that one, I have an extra" !! Uhhh okkkk .. I take it and we start fighting .. a sudden blackout .. I am standing in the dining room, 4 such knives in my hand, she has none and is begging for mercy but I decide to kill her, which I do.. Now what?? .. I have a dead body and no way to dispose of it... So I do the only logical thing, flush her down the toilet, but she gets stuck.. END OF DREAM..
Judge me if you want, I have absolutely no idea where all this came from.. Didn't see any sort of movie the night before, I'm not scared of short fat ninjas or knives for that matter.. Anyway beats me, more weirdness later..
I'm off to sleep now.
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